At the doctors, they discover a scar from a knife fight or appendix removal, as well as a tattoo, which they blame on bad parenting. After Calvin coughs horribly, they decide to take him to the doctors. He's the only one who doesn't trust the baby. Vanessa's father (John Witherspoon) lives with them. When they change his diaper, they are in shock. After an attempt to call child services, they discover they can't bring him in, as they're closed. Darryl and Vanessa answer the door, finding the 'baby' and a note from Percy asking them to take care for his baby because he could not. Percy rings the bell and hides in the bushes. This leads to the idea to disguise Calvin as a baby and get the diamond back. When they reach their home, they discover that Darryl wants a baby. Calvin and Percy meet up after police leave, believing they lost their man. Meanwhile, Calvin hides the diamond in a lady's purse to get rid of the evidence. They hide in a store while police find another black guy and begin beating him. They then get out and run on foot as two police men chase them. As they take off, they only drive around in circles, as a boot got put on their car. Percy runs out with the bag and they get in the car. When Percy picks up the bag, an old lady notices her dog is missing and alerts security, leading to the diamond's disappearance being noticed. Also, a dog gets in the bag with Calvin not knowing. Calvin then gets back in the bag and crawls back to where Percy dropped him. Meanwhile, Calvin goes under the table holding the diamond and removes the diamond by sawing a circle under the table and removing it. Percy puts down the bag and begins to talk to a worker, who, after Percy tells her he is a rapper, begins acting 'gangsta' to get his business. They go inside the store, with Calvin in a duffel bag. Eventually, Calvin and Percy reach the jewelry store, where the diamond is located. She says that she actually got a promotion, and he pops out singing 'Celebration' before shouting out, 'REMIX!' Eventually he is shooed by Darryl, and it is revealed she doesn't want a baby like Darryl does. Right before she says it all, Darryl's friend pops out playing 'Gonna Have My Baby'. Soon Vanessa (Kerry Washington) arrives and tells Darryl she has news. Meanwhile, at a swank restaurant, Darryl (Shawn Wayans) is talking to his friend Jimmy (David Alan Grier), telling him to come out when the time is right. Percy (P-Unit) says he needs it to start his record studio. His accomplice, wannabe rapper Percy (Tracy Morgan), picks up Calvin and tells him they need to get a diamond from a local jewelry store, which will pay each of them 50,000 dollars. They open the door of the prison to reveal him to be a midget. Calvin (Marlon Wayans) has just been released from prison.

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